Coach Paul Hallion is in his third year coaching the Wolverines. He has seen the ups-and-downs of this team, from winning
the Division 3 Super Bowl 2 years ago to a 5-6 season last year. In 2006, the Wolverines lack Conference All-Stars such as
Jeff White, Joey Fabiano, and Chris Laham, but Hallion still has the trophy in his grasp. His "win the down" philosophy and
tendency to gripe at small details (such as straight stations lines, perfect form, etc) have made his players mentally and
physically strong. "After last season, I thought I may have lost it...the ability to inspire kids in football," he said in
the locker room at halftime during a devastating loss to Stoneham. However, Paul Hallion is far from retiring, and Westwood
looks stronger than ever this year.
Offensive Coordinator: Brad Pindell
Height: 6'0"
Age: I'd say about 25
Likes: Donuts, coffee, fighting crime, college visits
Dislikes: Two covers on your coffee
Far left: Brad, at an early age
ALL righttttt
Defensive Coordinator: Paul Hallion
Age: He'd prefer not to say
Likes: To be high on life
Dislikes: Airplanes, Tampons, Reporters, Teaching classes, spies, drug tests, sugar cubes, soda,
OB, cars, young people, spring, summer, winter, baseball, basketball, hockey, especially soccer, foot fairies, homecoming
games
Special Teams Coordinator/WR/DE: Joey Schotland
Age: 30?
Weight: 195 as a center in high school
Likes: Jimmys and Joes, hippopotamuses, Yellow 30, John Brown, the Redskins, Mickey Mouse, sweet
molasses, shorts
Dislikes: Hills of beans, x's and o's, doping, burning leaves in your mouth, Chinese fire drills,
OB, the "Rar rar rar, kickem in the dick."
The x's and o's dont amount to a hill of beans
DB/RB Coach: Seamus Mehigan
Age: 20
Occupation: Teacher
Likes: Notre Dame, Fred Taylor, Manny, pushups, Boat, T-Rexes, wasting time, Soilwork, Death metal
Dislikes: Jerks, Michigan, OB, soft ass crap music, ACDC, the tip drill
O/D Line Coach: Ethan Dolleman
Occupation: Teacher
Likes: Protein shakes, MEAT, little kids dipped in guacamole (thanks harn), people, owning, crabs,
fat, tennis
Dislikes: Nothing! 
Freshmen Coach: Mike Susco
Volunteers: Mike Narcisso, Mr. Bateman
